Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
