love makes seman taste better
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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