I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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