i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we're so committed to being not committed
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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