she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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