worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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