Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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