I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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