wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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