He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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