so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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