I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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