SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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