Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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