I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just blew my weed a kiss
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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