Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
