I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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