My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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