she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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