Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
This baby is an asshole
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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