how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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