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Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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