Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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