Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
accomplished twins. life is a go
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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