The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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