his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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