He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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