Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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