Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i've created a new STD.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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