break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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