Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
