So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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