You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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