32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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