i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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