Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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