Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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