sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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