I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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