he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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