Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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