bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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