exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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