PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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