pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She told me I should be a condom model.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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