There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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