Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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