I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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