before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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