She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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