What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
