Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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