everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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