Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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