Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just want to make out with him forever
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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