quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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