you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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