She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she smelled like a LAN party
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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