dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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