on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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