Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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