Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I could make wine with my vomit
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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